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• s  turned or twisted toward one side
• s  incongruous; inviting ridicule
  that's a cockeyed idea
• s  very drunk

• askew
• awry
• lopsided
• wonky
• skew-whiff
• absurd
• derisory
• idiotic
• laughable
• ludicrous
• nonsensical
• preposterous
• ridiculous
• besotted
• blind drunk
• blotto
• crocked
• fuddled
• loaded
• pie-eyed
• pissed
• pixilated
• plastered
• slopped
• sloshed
• smashed
• soaked
• soused
• sozzled
• squiffy
• stiff
• tight
• wet

News & Articles

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• At 90, he cards another in Pelham
  After Methuen High Athletic Hall of Famer and longtime golfer Bucky Boehm, 90, had a cataract repaired a few years, he called his doctor to tell him that he might have put the first synthetic lens in cockeyed. "Would you mean?" the doctor replied. "W
  July 8, 2013 - The Daily News of Newburyport

Quotes

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• David Alan Grier in Toledo Free Press
  I didn't really see any books around that dealt with Barack Obama and his election with the same point of view,Grier said. "It's a more cockeyed view of that whole event, buy celebrex. Armour cheap, There are very sentimental parts, but...
• Michael Steele in Telegraph.co.uk
  After George W Bush was elected we became the party of big government,said Mr Steele. "It's anathema to grow government by 40 per cent, as we have, and to grow a $10 trillion deficit, as we have. No wonder people look at us cockeyed now...
• Bartlett Sher in Los Angeles Times
  Her phrasing on 'Cockeyed Optimist' is better than anyone's, including [original Broadway cast member] Mary Martin,Sher said. "It's always done like saluting the flag, big and cheery - well, nobody was optimistic in 1942; it was wartime....