Now hear this! An open letter to the government agency listening to my phone calls: Dahlings — Do you recall the gabfest I had with my chum Gremolata Bunion (of the Newport Bunions), on the evening of June 22? About nine-ish? Gremmie claims I agreed to host the next meeting of the Ladies United against Simian Haberdashery, while I maintain I said no such thing. So peek in the files and get back to me, won’t you?
July 7, 2013 - Boston Herald