So are we doomed to get our news from some acned 12-year-old in his parents' basement recycling rumors from the Internet echo chamber? Not necessarily.
The victim of all this Warhollery is Joe (Joe Dallesandro), a hackneyed, acned chap who goes in for definition of musculature and vagueness of purpose.
Millions of acned teen-agers fell for Kookie's hackneyed charms, and the hot-rod set became ABC's own.