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- 2013 NFL Pro Bowl: Chicago Bears' Alshon Jeffery Most Glaring Snub
COMMENTARY | It is that special time of year again when freak accidents involving a jar of peanut butter, two canaries and a broken mop handle will inexplicably render some Pro Bowl participants unable to play in the game (yet somehow still able to enjoy the free Hawaiian vacation). But as it currently stands, the Chicago Bears' Alshon Jeffery will not be sipping umbrella drinks out of coconuts ...
Dec. 31, 2013 - Yahoo Contributor Network via Yahoo! Sports