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• s  small and remote and insignificant
  a jerkwater college

• Irrespective of whether or not the term "jerkwater" is apropos, the town is served by two railroads, namely, the Atlanta, Birmingham Coast Railroad and the Southern Railway .
• Harvard's varsity made Yale's look like a jerkwater crew.
• Feature writers rushed pellmell out to Red Lake Falls on a jerkwater train, half box cars.

• one-horse
• pokey
• poky

News & Articles

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• Kittanning man part of wrestling show benefitting Ford City Summerfest
  Rick Marshall is a brooding and merciless professional wrestler from Jerkwater, Pa., who will stand 6-feet 4-inches and weigh in at a solid 270 pounds ...
  April 21, 2014 - The Mckeesport Daily News

Quotes

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• Jason Sudeikis in Scranton Times
  Mr. Sudeikis, playing Mr. Biden, said: "I come from Scranton, Pennsylvania, and that's as hard-scrabble a place as you're going to find. I'll show you around sometime and you'll see -- it's a hell hole. An absolute jerkwater of a town. You couldn't...