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• n  someone who proposes a toast; someone who drinks to the health of success of someone or some venture
• n  a kitchen appliance (usually electric) for toasting bread

• This 30-second spot features a Quizno's employee named Scott being sexually harassed by a toaster oven.
• Just wait until your 3-D holographic TV won't power up or your talking toaster starts mouthing off.
• While you are waiting for your groceries, you can talk to your toaster.

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News & Articles

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• Toaster eyed as cause of Elyria house fire
  ELYRIA — A toaster is being blamed for a fire that substantially damaged a west-side house at 937 Oakwood Drive around 11:40 a.m. Sunday. An 84-year-old woman told firefighters she was making toast and left her kitchen for a short time, according to fire Capt. James Cawley. When the woman returned, she said the toaster [...] The post Toaster eyed as cause of Elyria house fire appeared first on ...
  June 17, 2013 - The Chronicle-Telegram
• Banana car, toaster on wheels visit seniors in Boyertown
  The folks at Walnut Woods in Boyertown got quite a treat Friday. A giant yellow banana car and a toaster on wheels, complete with two over-sized pieces of bread, pulled up in front of their complex. Seniors were able to get a close-up look at the cars and pose for pictures. The banana car seats four and turns heads everywhere it goes. It was created by a man from Coopersburg, Lehigh Co.
  June 14, 2013 - WFMZ Eastern Pennsylvania and Western New Jersey
• Allenhurst fire blamed on faulty toaster oven
  ALLENHURST — A faulty toaster oven is being blamed for a smoky apartment fire that routed tenants from their home Thursday night, a borough fire official said.
  June 14, 2013 - Asbury Park Press

Quotes

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• St Jerome in Washington Post
  He's like a mentor to me,Jerome said of Porpora. "And I can tell you that if it weren't for him, Westminster Hall may not be there. But to say the toaster is a promotional hoax, well, all I can say is that's just not so."
• Elizabeth Warren in TIME
  It is impossible to buy a toaster that has a one-in-five chance of bursting into flames and burning down your house,Warren wrote in the journal Democracy in 2007. "But it is possible to refinance an existing home with a mortgage that has...
• Eddie McGuire in The Australian
  I'll be giving them a toaster,McGuire said of his wedding gift.