spork
- n trademark for a plastic eating utensil that has both tines and a bowl like a spoon
- Recent faves have included a pair of limited-edition sunglasses worn by rapper Kanye West and a really cool spork (a spoonfork).
- Right now he's down to one nice pen, one mechanical pencil and one spork, although he counts that last utensil as part of a camping cooking set that includes two pots.
- I was born with a plastic spork in my ass!" Created by two Late Show producers (Paul Shaffer wrote the hilarious Shaft-like theme song), the show is filled with Lettermanesque non .