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• n  a room or building equipped with one or more toilets
• n  a plumbing fixture for defecation and urination
• n  misfortune resulting in lost effort or money
  pensions are in the toilet
• n  the act of dressing and preparing yourself
  he made his morning toilet and went to breakfast

• A man uses a toilet over open water in Mumbai, India.
• At the 2008 World Toilet Summit and Expo in Macau, the common Western toilet, whose design hasn't changed much since the sixteenth century, comes under fire for failing the green .
• The Problem: America has a ravenous appetite for comfy toilet paper.

• lavatory
• lav
• can
• john
• privy
• bathroom
• commode
• crapper
• pot
• potty
• stool
• throne
• gutter
• sewer
• toilette

News & Articles

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• Squirrel In Toilet Shocks Winnipeg Couple [Video]
  Winnipeg, Canada – What would you do if you randomly found a squirrel thrashing around in your toilet bowl? A St. James couple got the shock of their lives early Wednesday morning when they heard something thrashing around in their bathroom. They investigated only to discover a cold, wet filthy squirrel in their toilet. “At [...] Squirrel In Toilet Shocks Winnipeg Couple [Video] is a post from ...
  June 13, 2013 - The Inquisitr
• How Toilet Paper Helps the Food Bank
  Sabrina Rodriguez chats with Judy Sala, from the Elk Grove Food Bank, to talk about how the United Way/FOX40 Toilet Paper Drive is helping them help families in need. …
  June 13, 2013 - FOX40 Sacramento
• United Way Toilet Paper Drive to Start Thursday Morning
  SACRAMENTO– Volunteers of America spends an estimated $20,000 a year on toilet paper alone. Amber Murry with United Way says, “It’s something we all need and we all use. The cost can add up.” That’s $20,000 literally flushed down the …
  June 13, 2013 - FOX40 Sacramento

Quotes

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• Larry Page in FOXNews
  There's actually a thriving little underground community that's been studying this exact solution for a long time,Page said in the facetious statement. "And today our Toilet ISP team is pleased to be leading the way through the sewers, up...
• Jeff Gordon in International Herald Tribune
  I never caused a riot before for winning - well, maybe once or twice,Gordon said. "I thought Junior had more power. I thought they'd throw toilet paper, which is what he asked them to throw. I saw maybe one roll."
• Mark Mangino in USA Today
  Our injury list, a roll of toilet paper wouldn't be enough,Kansas coach Mark Mangino said. "We've got guys that played today that could barely walk a week ago. It's the guttiest performance I've ever been associated with as a coach. Our...