Or a gentile jockstrap masquerading as a Freudian analyst (and fooling no one).
The most important thing in Toback's bag, however, was the jockstrap ego of an ex-college athlete.
While in the White House, Harry Truman once wrote to a music critic who had snickered at Daughter Margaret's singing that the fellow would be needing a jockstrap if they ever met.
Richie Incognito's Year of the Bully The jockstrap arrived at 2:31 a.m. like a foul-smelling firebomb. Jorge heard the glass shatter and pedaled over. The gray-haired security guard pulled up on his Huffy just in time to see a Ford Bronco disappear in a cloud of burnt rubber. A fat, pale middle finger wagged out the driver's window ...
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Larry Holmes in Sports Network Instead, the most memorable moment came at the post-fight press conference, where Holmes said, "If you want to get technical about it, Rocky couldn't carry my jockstrap."
Bo Schembechler in Myrtle Beach Sun News When his staff first saw their sorry excuse for a coaches' locker room, Bo said, "Just remember, Fielding H. Yost hung his jockstrap on that nail! If it's good enough for him, it's good enough for you."
Howard Schnellenberger in Columbus Ledger-Enquirer We didn't have a nail to hang a jockstrap on,said Florida Atlantic University coach Howard Schnellenberger, who laid the groundwork for the Owls' 7-year-old program.