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• n  trousers that end at or above the knee
• n  underpants worn by men
• n  the location on a baseball field where the shortstop is stationed
• n  accidental contact between two points in an electric circuit that have a potential difference
• n  the fielding position of the player on a baseball team who is stationed between second and third base
• v  cheat someone by not returning him enough money
• v  create a short circuit in

• Our favorites are his three Wallace Gromit shorts, of which The Wrong Trousers is the celestial apogee.
• Been a big fuss this week because Michelle Obama wore shorts.
• Remember "Eat my shorts"? Recall "Cowabunga" and "Ay, caramba"? His fame skyrocketed in no time; burnout was virtually assured.

• short pants
• trunks
• drawers
• underdrawers
• boxers
• boxershorts
• short
• short circuit
• shortstop
• short-change
• short-circuit

News & Articles

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• Sign up for Truman State Womens Soccer Camp
  Items to Bring: T-Shirts, Shorts, Boots/Cleats, Guards, Socks (Extra), Water Bottle, Twin Bed Sheets, Pillow/Blankets, Towel, Alarm Clock, Toiletries, Sunscreen and Spending Money. *Be sure to bring a copy of a physical performed within the last year (last year's high school physical will work).
  June 16, 2013 - KTVO Kirksville
• 20 Printed Silky Shorts to Wear Instead of Cutoffs
  Between Coachella, Govenors Ball, the upcoming Bonnaroo, and Lollapalooza, it's hard not to have some "music festival style" fatigue after seeing countless attendees wearing torn denim cutoffs. (Just ask Chloë Sevigny). For a more polished and even work-appropriate look, silky patterned shorts are a dressy alternative to skirts and will ... More »
  June 14, 2013 - New York Magazine
• Power Shorts: Shake your rear to charge your gear
  (Credit: Vodafone) Who wears short-shorts...with gadget-charging capabilities? Attendees to the U.K.'s Isle of Wight music fest, that's who. At the outdoor festival in Glastonbury, England, this weekend, mobile carrier Vodafone will try on its new Power Shorts , which harvest movement to boost the battery life of mobile devices. Need more power out there in the open field? Start dancing! The ...
  June 14, 2013 - CNET

Quotes

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• Lloyd Blankfein in Atlanta Journal Constitution (blog)
  We lost money, then made more than we lost because of shorts. Also it's not over, so who knows how it will turn out ultimately,Blankfein wrote on a Sunday in late November of 2008.
• Bill Gates in FOXNews
  Seinfeld asks Gates nonsensical questions about the future of computing, and Gates responds with "signs" that he's on the right track, including "adjusting his shorts," as Seinfeld called the awkward hip shake, and doing "the robot," a dance move.
• Phil Jackson in Denver Post
  We had Thanksgiving Thursday here, played on Friday. We were full of turkey,cracked Jackson, 9-1 in the finals. "The game in late December was much more reflective of the team. However, we wore those short shorts that night and lost our...