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• n  any of 4 vertical supports at the corners of a bedstead

• Bill Clinton is busy chaining himself to the Lincoln bedpost so they'll never get him out, and Hillary's busy wrapping up a big hunk of coal for hubby.
• THE NERVOUS WRECKNever a bedpost to tie the action to and yet the funniest farce since Fair and Warmer.
• When she fell, cracked her head against a metal bedpost and lost consciousness, Frisch tried to revive her by biting her, failed, remained several hours, departed.

News & Articles

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• Hearing delayed for mom accused of tying daughter to bed
  Arraignment was postponed for a North Las Vegas woman accused of tying her 4-year-old daughter to a bedpost for up to 12 hours a day, with only a plastic tote bin for a toilet.
  Nov. 13, 2013 - FOX 5 Las Vegas
• Hearing delayed in Las Vegas daughter tied to bed case
  Arraignment was postponed for a North Las Vegas woman accused of tying her 4-year-old daughter to a bedpost for up to 12 hours a day, with only a plastic tote bin for a toilet.
  Nov. 13, 2013 - KTNV Las Vegas
• Mom Accused of Tying Girl to Bed Headed to Trial
  A North Las Vegas woman is due for arraignment in Nevada state court on criminal charges that she kept her 4-year-old daughter tethered to a bedpost for up to 12 hours a day, with only a plastic tote bin for a toilet.
  Nov. 13, 2013 - KLAS Las Vegas

Quotes

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• Jeff Samardzija in Chicago Tribune
  I'm sure I'd be tied to a bedpost or two, and this wouldn't be here,Samardzija said, pointing to his long locks. "I can deal with that. My freshman year [at Notre Dame] I got shaved twice.